fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
fartgallery: fartgallery: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICK i dont know anyone named rick but I bet someone named rick has a birthday today so happy birthday rick buddy Not Rick
thatscienceguy: Stars are just Huge Nuclear Explosions that are so big that their own gravity keeps it in place.
keelayjams: A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted shit son
expertcosmotips: hey have you heard about this sex thing? it’s when two people kiss in the dark completely naked and then they roll around 5 times
Anonymous asked: ??
Anonymous asked: was that you're penis the other day?
Roses are red, That is true Violets are violet Not f*cking blue– (via zeroing)