May 2013
12 posts
fuckdanielmaitland:
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
fartgallery:
fartgallery:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICK
i dont know anyone named rick but I bet someone named rick has a birthday today so happy birthday rick buddy
Not Rick
thatscienceguy:
Stars are just Huge Nuclear Explosions that are so big that their own gravity keeps it in place.
April 2013
8 posts
keelayjams:
A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted
shit son
expertcosmotips:
hey have you heard about this sex thing? it’s when two people kiss in the dark completely naked and then they roll around 5 times
March 2013
24 posts
1 tag
8 tags
5 tags
Anonymous asked: ??
Anonymous asked: was that you're penis the other day?
February 2013
3 posts
Roses are red,
That is true
Violets are violet
Not f*cking blue
– (via zeroing)
January 2013
4 posts