That sudden realization… that you have a phenomenal ass.
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.
Petition to make Mondays illegal. (Needs 1 million likes)
Fall > the rest of the year
Boop to turn off kitten.
Welcome to Costco, I love you — idiocracy (via stacklersticker)
you take forever to get ready. mhm. & i love you. :D
Capybara munching on watermelon