Anonymous asked: ??
Anonymous asked: was that you're penis the other day?
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
Another reason to help save our oceans…
Staryu, you sneaky bastard.
go fuck yourself phyllis
(Source: nookling, via benspremulli)
3” x 4”
(Source: morningsurf, via nicolerachelyourname)
Roses are red,
That is true
Violets are violet
Not f*cking blue — (via zeroing)
According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!
I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.
Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.
JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY
Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month. Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.
I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.
Handcuffed for life to bowser. Not as bad as someone born in a leap year, on that special extra day.