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what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
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Another reason to help save our oceans…
Staryu, you sneaky bastard.
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go fuck yourself phyllis
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Stegosaurus
Graphite
3” x 4”
2005
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Steven!
(Source: morningsurf, via nicolerachelyourname)
“Roses are red,
That is true
Violets are violet
Not f*cking blue”
— (via zeroing)
According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!
I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.
Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.
JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY
Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month. Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.
I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.
Handcuffed for life to bowser. Not as bad as someone born in a leap year, on that special extra day.