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Sexual Questions from the Interwebnets?

1) Have you ever fantasized about a person of the same sex?

- No.

2) Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender or indulged in kissing/fondling?

- No.

3) Do you find yourself attracted to people of the same sex sometimes?

- No.

4) Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases?

- No.

5) Have you ever had unprotected sex? When? With whom?

- Yep. The love of my life, on different occasions. <3

6) Do you have any fetishes - including foot fetishes, sadism and masochism etc?

- Nicole.

7) How important is sex to you?

- The most important. I wasted it on someone else and completely regretted it. I only want to share it with one person, because I believe she deserves that trust I have for her, to experience me like that. Even with all that I dislike about myself, I know she will treat it as special as I do. Well, mostly :/

8) How important do you think fidelity is, in a relationship?

- So much that it’s nearly impossible to get back.

9) How would you react if you found out your partner were disloyal to you?

- I cried a lot. Me and my sensitivity. Used to it now.

10) How old were you when you first kissed?

- 16…

11) Are you a virgin? If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

- No. 16.

12) Who did you lose your virginity to? What was the experience like?

- The regret. Regretful and pointless. Boring even.

13) Which are the three people of the opposite sex you consider the most attractive?

- Nicole, my love. Mila Kunis, and Emma Stone.

14) Have you ever been forced into having sex?

- Nope.

15) How many sexual partners have you had to date?

- Two.

16) Have you ever used sex toys?

- Nope.

17) Do you masturbate? How often?

- Yesssss. I guess any day she is on my mind.

18) Have you ever forced yourself sexually on a person?

- Nope.

19) Have you ever had sex with a person significantly older or younger than yourself?

- No.

20) Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfil someday.

- I wanna make extremely passionate love, like something to be remembered forever, kinda like how they portray it in movies. But better.

21) Have you ever had a one-night stand?

- No.

22) Have you ever had sex with someone related to you?

- Related is so vague xD We’re all “related”. We’re humans n stuff. But no, not in this context.

23) Have you ever picked up someone from a singles bar?
- Totally. no.

24) Have you ever had phone sex?

- Indeed.

25) Do you browse porn on the internet or on television?

- Barely.

26) Which are the three people of the same sex you consider the most attractive?

- Really none.

27) Have you ever paid for sex?

- No.

28) Have you ever been paid for sex?

- Not money. ;3

29) Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some other benefit?

- Vague?

30) If your boss promised you the promotion you were very keen to get but insisted that you spend a weekend with him, pleasing him sexually, would you agree?

- It says him. NEVER

31) Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?

- No. But I’m ugly.

32) Would you pose nude for playboy if they offered you $1,000,000.

- I’m a male.

33) Have you ever been part of a sex orgy?

- Nah.

34) Have you ever tried Tantric Sex? Would you like to?

- No. Maybe?

35) Have you ever cross-dressed?

- I think I wore girl sunglasses before.

36) Have you ever wondered what it would have been to be born as the opposite sex?

- Sometimes. I think I’d be an annoying girl.

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